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World's Best Salesmen are Indian

Bobby Naidoo from Durbs, applies for a job as a salesman in Vrede in the
Vrystaat in a hyper store.
The Manager says: "Do you have any sales experience?"
Bobby says: "S'true my Larnie, I was a salesman back in Grey street Durban
'n all."
Well, the boss liked the indian boytjie so he gave him the job.
"You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."

His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the store
was locked up, the boss came down.

"How many sales did you make today?"
Bobby says: "Larnie, Just ONE sale 'n all."
The boss says: "Just one? No! No! No! You see here our sales people average
20 or 30 sales a day.
If you want to keep this job, you'd better be doing better than just one
sale. By the way, how much was the sale for?"
Bobby says: " R1,401,237.64"
Boss says: "Hell man..."R1,401,237.64? What the hell did you sell?"
Bobby stutters: "Sir Larnie Boss man, First I sell him the small fishhook.
Then I sell him medium fishhook.
Then I sell him large fishhook. Then I sell him new fishing rod and some
fishing gear 'n all.
Then I ask him where he's going fishing and he tunes down on the coast, so
I'm tuning him he'll be needing boats 'n all in the Indian Oceancause I'm
Indian and I'm knowing this, so we trapped down to the boating department
and I sell him twin engine Ocean going Craft. Then he said he didn't think
his Ford Bantam would pull it and I'm saying true 'a all, so I took him down
to our jammy automotive department and sell him that 4X4 Hilux double-cab
with a canopy 'n all my Larnie. I then get to ask him where he'll be staying
'n all, and since he han no possi to kip, I took him to camping department
and sell him one of those new igloo 6 sleeper camper tents. Then the guy
said, while we're at it, I should throw in about a R1000 worth of groceries
and two cases of beer and I'm scheming that's lekka 'n all and I gave him
discount.."

The boss said: "You're not serious? A guy came in here to buy a fishhook and
you sold him a boat, a 4X4 truck and a tent?"
Bobby tunes: "Nooit meneer, actually he came in to buy a box of Tampons for
his wife, and I'm tuning him: "Well, since your weekends stuffed 'n all, you
might just as well go fishing.